[ INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE i see what he's trying to do here...
Mafuyu doesn't, though. She shoves her phone into Mohammed's hands before running to the barn— leaping through the window instead of properly through the door— and throws her hands high in the air in triumph. ]
Take pictures with mine too! So I can show everybody what we made!!
You've been to his house while I only spoke with him once. There's a large chance you know him better.
[Is he secretly a boxer? That small business owner? Mohammed hopes that his Majima and Mafuyu's Majima are the same person, because that would make him an interesting person.]
[ lmao at the suggestion that Mafuyu helps clean up. She steps out of the barn and gives their display an approving nod; there's nothing to clean up- it's perfect just the way it is. ]
Just leave it like this and go to the club. You go there and, I dunno, grab a soda or something and talk with people, it's fun.
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Go inside the barn. I'll take a few more pictures from there before we clean up.
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Mafuyu doesn't, though. She shoves her phone into Mohammed's hands before running to the barn— leaping through the window instead of properly through the door— and throws her hands high in the air in triumph. ]
Take pictures with mine too! So I can show everybody what we made!!
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As long as you only show it to your friends and not in public. This is going to be a secret gift to the city, and not everyone deserves to see it.
[More like he doesn't want his name attached to this tomfoolery but this prank could be a special moment between the two of them.]
I don't know the first thing about preparing a cow for slaughter, but I'm sure that it's never been done like this before.
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I bet Majima could slaughter one for us! Just like this! We could reenact all this and have a whole cow barbecue!!
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[He tucks his knees under his chin, freeing up a bit more space. It's really cramped in here.]
Doesn't it take a whole day to slaughter a cow?
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I think I know who you're referring to. Wears a loud suit?
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[ Home being Kaz's place, where she's practically taken up residence as a frequent, uninvited guest. ]
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[ She was let in by their own accord, okay. Sort of. ]
Anyways, I don't know if Tuuri works there 'cause I don't really go inside, but yeah, that's the guy!
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[He silently expresses his sympathies to Majima.]
So that man. I didn't take him for a fighter.
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No. Never mind. I don't think we know the same person.
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[Is he secretly a boxer? That small business owner? Mohammed hopes that his Majima and Mafuyu's Majima are the same person, because that would make him an interesting person.]
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Why don't you go to his host club, then? Are you done with work? We can go right now!
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We should...we should clean this up before my boss finds out.
[Avoiding the topic!!]
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Just leave it like this and go to the club. You go there and, I dunno, grab a soda or something and talk with people, it's fun.
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[Nope, that chicken is going off the farmer's head and to his rightful place beside the barn. The apple and hay as well.]
Besides, it's more fun when no one things you did anything wrong.
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We didn't do anything wrong, though! We made things better!
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[Mafuyu learns that the real world is a cruel place.]
Better that we do it before we get caught. [He does wish he could leave it like this...sigh, to be an adult.]
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Let's at least leave something there, otherwise it's like we didn't do anything! The cow- let's leave the cow like that, it looks natural.
[ aka dead and about to get roasted, the natural state of cow is steak ]
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[It's realistic! The farmer puts his tools away and waits for the farmhands to come and cut up the cow for dinner.]
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[ And thus they rewrote history. ]