recolle overflow post

[prometheanflame]

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Continuing threads on posts that almost reach CAPTCHA.

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[buncho]

[ lmao at the suggestion that Mafuyu helps clean up. She steps out of the barn and gives their display an approving nod; there's nothing to clean up- it's perfect just the way it is. ]

Just leave it like this and go to the club. You go there and, I dunno, grab a soda or something and talk with people, it's fun.

[prometheanflame]

Then the people coming in the morning will see it and we'll get in trouble.

[Nope, that chicken is going off the farmer's head and to his rightful place beside the barn. The apple and hay as well.]

Besides, it's more fun when no one things you did anything wrong.

[buncho]

[ nnnnnnnnnno? Mafuyu follows behind Mohammed like a duckling, close to his heels and undoing all his fixing. ]

We didn't do anything wrong, though! We made things better!

[prometheanflame]

Yes, but if we don't fix it, someone will eventually will. We have night staff.

[Mafuyu learns that the real world is a cruel place.]

Better that we do it before we get caught. [He does wish he could leave it like this...sigh, to be an adult.]

[buncho]

[ Time to kill the night staff ]

Let's at least leave something there, otherwise it's like we didn't do anything! The cow- let's leave the cow like that, it looks natural.

[ aka dead and about to get roasted, the natural state of cow is steak ]

[prometheanflame]

...Just the cow. The people and pitchfork go back to normal. The cow's dead, so there's no dead to stab it more.

[It's realistic! The farmer puts his tools away and waits for the farmhands to come and cut up the cow for dinner.]

[buncho]

Deal.

[ And thus they rewrote history. ]