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Mohammed Abdul ([personal profile] prometheanflame) wrote2016-08-25 09:35 am
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[personal profile] alienates 2017-12-16 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
... that's disgusting. Do you know how many people have touched that door?

[ just thinking about it is going to give him hives. ]
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[personal profile] alienates 2017-12-17 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I have shit to do.

[ no he doesn't ]

Ugghhh why does this keep happening to me. I got stuck in goddamn garland earlier.
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[personal profile] alienates 2017-12-21 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ they're going to be here all day. ]

Haha, watch us get stuck to knives next now that you've said that.
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[personal profile] alienates 2017-12-24 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
The day is still young. Imagine taking a romantic stroll down the city in the evening with your date, and then bam! A knife goes straight through the discount coupons you had for the restaurant you were going to take her to.
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[personal profile] alienates 2017-12-27 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't know that. Maybe I have a date?

[ he doesn't. ]
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[personal profile] alienates 2017-12-28 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ it would probably be best to admit that he is lying and that he does not have a date, because this seems like a bad sitcom trope waiting to happen.

nah. ]


She's... cute. [ .............. yeah. ] And. Cheerful?
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[personal profile] alienates 2017-12-29 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
All I did was ask. I am charming as fuck, dude. Can't you tell?

[ he says, while attached to a door. ]
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[personal profile] alienates 2017-12-30 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the door deserves it, in karkat's opinion, but they'd probably be charged for vandalism. ]

If you aren't suave like I am, something like that would seem like a pipe dream. But I assure you it is entirely possible with my skill set.
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[personal profile] alienates 2017-12-31 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ a part of him wishes that they went with the "eat the candy cane" plan but he is not that desperate yet. ]

Exactly. Now that's how you woo someone into holding your hand. Who the fuck needs flowers?
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[personal profile] alienates 2018-01-02 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
It's hard goddamn work, but someone has to make up for every guy who wouldn't know romance if it smacked them in the face with a Nicholas Sparks novel.
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[personal profile] alienates 2018-01-02 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ jesus christ ]

Uh yeah sure. I'm sure that [ ................................ ] Anya will appreciate that.

[ sorry anya ]
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[personal profile] alienates 2018-01-03 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Yeah. I will.

[ ...... ]

Like a ring.
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[personal profile] alienates 2018-01-04 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Promise rings exist!

[ wait do people still do promise rings. karkat watches a lot of romance related shit he doesn't know what happens in real life. ]

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