The day is still young. Imagine taking a romantic stroll down the city in the evening with your date, and then bam! A knife goes straight through the discount coupons you had for the restaurant you were going to take her to.
[Karkat's life is a romcom waiting to happen, and that's how he's going to like it. Mohammed sees straight through the lie, but what's the fun in melting candy in silence?]
She sounds like the type of person you need. How did you even get her to agree to a date?
It's hard goddamn work, but someone has to make up for every guy who wouldn't know romance if it smacked them in the face with a Nicholas Sparks novel.
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[ just thinking about it is going to give him hives. ]
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Or you just have to stand there and wait.
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[ no he doesn't ]
Ugghhh why does this keep happening to me. I got stuck in goddamn garland earlier.
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Same here. I don't know how we would've escaped without knives.
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Haha, watch us get stuck to knives next now that you've said that.
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But neither of us have a date tonight, so I'm not worried about that possibility.
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[ he doesn't. ]
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nah. ]
She's... cute. [ .............. yeah. ] And. Cheerful?
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She sounds like the type of person you need. How did you even get her to agree to a date?
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[ he says, while attached to a door. ]
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[He's probably going to burn the door at this pace, so he elongates the flame and concentrates the heat to a smaller area.]
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If you aren't suave like I am, something like that would seem like a pipe dream. But I assure you it is entirely possible with my skill set.
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[A small chunk of candy cane breaks off and falls to the ground.]
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Exactly. Now that's how you woo someone into holding your hand. Who the fuck needs flowers?
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I shouldn't keep you waiting on your date. How about I get this to melt faster?
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Uh yeah sure. I'm sure that [ ................................ ] Anya will appreciate that.
[ sorry anya ]
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Good luck, Anya.]
You should buy her something nice to make up for this delay.
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[ ...... ]
Like a ring.
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[ wait do people still do promise rings. karkat watches a lot of romance related shit he doesn't know what happens in real life. ]
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