I saved you from being mauled by my dog, and let me tell you, he does not like people. [He stops two feet in front of Malik.] Consider this a warning and go to the park, do something other than cause wanton destruction on others' lawns. Do you want to send someone to the hospital?
You don't even have control over your dog! Don't try to talk to me like you did me a favor when I could have done it myself. It was your fault in the first place - your stupid dog shouldn't even be allowed outside! And I have every right to be here, I'm not even doing anything! So leave me alone if you're so bothered by it!!
[ Malik stares - no, glowers - at Mohammed. He doesn't like to back down, he doesn't like the feeling of submission, even though he's a minor and this is very much in line with what's expected of him. He still hates it.
Which is why he lights one of his smaller crackers and just
puts it in the mailbox before high tailing it out of there. ]
Malik || Bingo Event
In front of my house.
[He picks it up.]
And you disregarded basic safety and threw it at me.
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It's not lit. And I didn't throw it at you, I threw it at your stupid dog. Nothing even happened, so don't try to make this out like it's my fault.
[ It... it is your fault, kiddo. ]
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[Mohammed steps closer, fists at his side.]
I saved you from being mauled by my dog, and let me tell you, he does not like people. [He stops two feet in front of Malik.] Consider this a warning and go to the park, do something other than cause wanton destruction on others' lawns. Do you want to send someone to the hospital?
[Yes, he is so getting lectured.]
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You don't even have control over your dog! Don't try to talk to me like you did me a favor when I could have done it myself. It was your fault in the first place - your stupid dog shouldn't even be allowed outside! And I have every right to be here, I'm not even doing anything! So leave me alone if you're so bothered by it!!
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He was inside when he saw you!
[Look at this grouchy "old" man yell at a teen to get off his lawn. There is a non-zero number of neighbors watching this.]
I'm not going to follow you if you leave! Take your fireworks with you and don't bother the neighbors!
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Which is why he lights one of his smaller crackers and just
puts it in the mailbox before high tailing it out of there. ]
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There's the tiniest pop, and it's over.
...He sure was worked up over nothing. He steps out for one last chance to glare at Malik.]